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Morale Patches for the Disloyal, Disenchanted, and Done Playing Nice

Every patch we make is laser-engraved in-house on leatherette with a hook-and-loop or iron on backing. Built to stick, built to offend, built to last. Whether you’re rocking them on plate carriers, truck visors, hats, or your therapist’s couch — these aren’t safe-space approved.

New drops weekly. Custom work available. Psyops always included.

Morale Patches

Strawberry Toaster Pastry MRE Edition Moral Patch – Paul Harrell Tribute

$12.99

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Daisy Red Ryder ‘Come and Take It’ Morale Patch – Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Conspiracy Cat Morale Patch: Funny Tactical Gear, Tin Foil Hat

$12.99

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Cheeki Breeki Morale Patch: S.T.A.L.K.E.R Bandit Meme, Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Baofeng UV-5R Radio Patch: Feng Gang Tactical Morale Patch (4″ X 2.25″)

$12.99

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Screaming Possum Fake Your Death, Get Hit by a Car Meme Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Not in the Stack Meme Morale Patch: Laser Engraved Tactical Patch

$12.99

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King of Hearts Morale Patch: Vintage Playing Card, Tactical Gear

$12.99

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Fuck Around and Find Out Chart Patch, Funny Meme Morale Patch, For Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing, Plate Carrier Patch

$12.99

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Killdozer Morale Patch: Leatherette Tactical Hat Patch

$12.99

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Stay Salty Die Mad Leatherette Morale Patch – Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Fat Cat Middle Finger Morale Patch: Vintage Cartoon, Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Elote Meme Morale Patch: Funny Tactical Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Dual Fighting Snakes Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Skeleton Drinking Coffee Morale Patch: Funny Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Draft Congress Morale Patch: Tactical Hat/Vest Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Fuck This Dystopia Morale Patch: Tactical Gear Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Fudd Lore Meme Morale Patch: Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Plate Carrier

$12.99

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Alpha Charlie Alpha Bravo, ACAB Morale Patch, Tactical Patch, For Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing, Plate Carrier Patch

$12.99

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Take Out The Nazi Trash Tactical Patch, Anti Nazi, Littering Morale Patch, For Tactical Hat, Bag, Hook and Loop Backing, Plate Carrier Patch

$12.99

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Me Gusta Meme Morale Patch: Tactical Gear, Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Born To Print Morale Patch: Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Plate Carrier

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Screams Internally Possum Morale Patch: Tactical Anti-Authoritarian Leatherette

$12.99

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I’m Getting Too Old For This Shit Morale Patch, Meme, Funny Patch For Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Patch, Plate Carrier Patch

$12.99

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Community Guidelines Violation Morale Patch: Tactical Hat Plate Carrier Patch

$12.99

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NYET!! Rifle Is Fine Morale Patch, Russian Propaganda Meme Tactical Patch, Perfect for Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing,

$12.99

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Bigfoot Meme Morale Patch: If They Ever Ask, You Never Saw Me

$12.99

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Grim Reaper Tarot Card Morale Patch: Judgement Occult Tactical Patch

$12.99

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Have a Nice Day Apache Helicopter Morale Patch: Hook and Loop Plate Carrier Patch

$12.99

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Don’t Smoke Skull Morale Patch: Vintage Style Tactical Gear

$12.99

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RK Was Right Jar Morale Patch – Limited Edition RK Spookware Collab

$12.99

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Aperture Science Test Subject Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Morale Patch

$12.99

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Feel Free Print Gun Morale Patch | Lino Cut Style Skull Patch | Tactical Hat or Plate Carrier Hook and Loop Patch | Game Design

$12.99

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EggNog Meme Morale Patch: Hook and Loop, Tactical Bag Patch (3×3)

$12.99

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Chill Guy Alligator Meme Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Death Before Dishonor Club Patch | Least Common Collaboration | Anti-Authoritarian Morale Patch | Perfect For Plate Carrier or Tactical Gear

$12.99

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Stack Up Anteater Meme Morale Patch: Tactical Gear, Range Bag

$12.99

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UN Morale Patch: Tactical Helmet, Hook and Loop Backing

$12.99
Trash Panda AK47 Morale Patch: Angry Raccoon Gadsden Tactical Patch

$12.99

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Sheesh Koko Clown Ghost Morale Patch: Tactical Gear, Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Live Laugh Lay Down Suppressive Fire Meme Patch – Tactical Morale Patch

$12.99

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Front Towards Enemy Morale Patch: Claymore Design, Tactical Gear

$12.99

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Baphomet Has Had Enough Morale Patch, Baphomet Holding AK Wearing Night Vision, Perfect for Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing

$12.99

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Alex Jones Was Right Jar Leatherette Morale Patch: Tactical Hat Hook and Loop

$12.99

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You Are Not Alone Frog Morale Patch: Inspirational Tactical Patch

$12.99

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Chaos Eagle Morale Patch: Liberated Propaganda, Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Send ‘em to tha essence Skull Morale Patch: Laser Engraved Leatherette, Hook and Loop Backed

$12.99

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Never Forget, NEVER FORGIVE Elephant Knife Morale Patch: Laser Engraved Leatherette – Never Forget

$12.99

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Forever Box Meme Patch: Tactical Morale Patch, Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Wiley Devil’s Coffin Morale Patch: Funny Vintage Tactical Hat Patch

$12.99

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