Morale Patches for the Disloyal, Disenchanted, and Done Playing Nice
Every patch we make is laser-engraved in-house on leatherette with a hook-and-loop or iron on backing. Built to stick, built to offend, built to last. Whether you’re rocking them on plate carriers, truck visors, hats, or your therapist’s couch — these aren’t safe-space approved.
New drops weekly. Custom work available. Psyops always included.
Morale Patches
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Unstable Grenade Morale Patch: Tactical Gear, Laser Engraved Leatherette
$12.99 -
Defend Equality Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
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Come And Take It Morale Patch: 3D Printed Gadsden Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
George Orwell Morale Patch: “In A Time Of Deceit” Leatherette Patch
$12.99 -
Koko The Clown & Drunk Ghost Morale Patch: Vintage Cartoon Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
LOL Says the Scorpion Patch: Tactical Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Anarchist Crow Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop, All Weather
$12.99 -
The Horrors Are Never Ending, Yet I Remain Silly Existential Frog Morale Patch: Tactical Gear Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Raccoon Morale Patch: Trash Panda Leatherette Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
Raccoon Meme Morale Patch: National Rocket Launcher Association, Tactical Hat Patch
$12.99 -
GoldCorp Bear Tactical Patch: I Am Become Death, Leatherette Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Cartoon Kid AK Morale Patch: Laser Engraved Leatherette Tactical Gear
$12.99 -
Fuck This Shit Bulldog Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop Patch – Grumpy Dog Smoking, Drinking
$12.99 -
Remain Ungovernable Morale Patch: Raccoon with Rifle, Anti-Authoritarian
$12.99 -
I Do Not Think, Therefore I do Not Am : Possum Morale Patch – Tactical Gear Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
A New Day A New Psyop , Airborne Patch Remix, Tactical Morale Patch, For Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing, Plate Carrier Patch
$12.99 -
Spirit Board Planchette Morale Patch: Occult Tactical Gear
$12.99 -
No Gods, No Masters, Fuck Authority Anarchy Morale Patch: Leatherette Tactical Hat Patch, All Weather
$12.99 -
Gary Plauché Morale Patch: Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Bearded Dragon Meme Patch: Laser Engraved Leatherette Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Angel of Death Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop Patch – Grim Winged Reaper Design
$12.99 -
MFDOOM Morale Patch: Metal Face Tactical Patch, NY HipHop
$12.99 -
Become Ungovernable Raccoon Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
When They Catch You, They Will Kill You Rabbit Morale Patch: Anti-Authoritarian Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Ticket to the Shit Show Morale Patch, Perfect for Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing, 110320, All Weather Plastic Patch
$12.99 -
HEY YOU GUYS! Sloth Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
DroppedSig Morale Patch: Oregon Trail Meme, Laser Engraved Leatherette
$12.99 -
Not Very Good at Things Funny Morale Patch: Hand-Drawn Star, Tactical Gear
$12.99 -
Undiagnosed Neurodivergent Meme Morale Patch – Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Founding Fathers Morale Patch: Your Heritage Is Rebellion Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
Moo Deng Morale Patch: Ungovernable Hippo Meme, Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Angry Furby Meme Patch: Laser Engraved Leatherette Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Night Walker Morale Patch: Skeleton Goon, Hook and Loop (3×2″)
$12.99 -
See You Soon Morale Patch: Wiley Devil Leatherette Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
I Woke Up Today, And I’m Gonna Make It Everyone’s Problem Opossum Morale Patch: Leatherette Meme Patch for Tactical Gear
$12.99 -
Task Failed Successfully Meme Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Queen of Hearts Morale Patch: Vintage Playing Card, Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Customizable “Hello My Name Is” Leatherette Morale Patch
$12.99 -
We Are All Dogs in God’s Hot Car Patch – Vintage Smoking Dog Meme – Existential Morale Patch – Funny Hook and Loop Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
Rattlesnake Morale Patch: Dangerous Freedom Tactical Hat Patch
$12.99 -
SHOTS FIRED! Morale Patch, Squirrel Acorn Meme, ACAB, Perfect for Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing, Plate Carrier Patch,
$12.99 -
Life Is Testing Me and I Have Not Studied Raccoon Mirror Meme Patch: Funny Tactical Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Make Racists Afraid Again Morale Patch: Tactical Gear, Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Surprise Tits Racoon, Titties Morale Patch, Trash Panda Morale Patch, Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing, Plate Carrier Patch
$12.99 -
AK Wizard Morale Patch: Speak Softly, Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Give Me Coffee Or Give Me Death, Skeleton Drinks Coffee Morale Patch, Funny Patch For Tactical Hat, Hook and Loop Patch, Plate Carrier Patch
$12.99 -
MS Clippy Fuck Around and Find Out Morale Patch: Tactical Gear
$12.99 -
Political Morale Patch: ‘Guns Back’ Anarchist Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
Cicada Skull Morale Patch: Leatherette Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Vaporwave Vibe Check Morale Patch: 3D Miami Chillwave, Tactical Hat
$12.99
