Morale Patches for the Disloyal, Disenchanted, and Done Playing Nice
Every patch we make is laser-engraved in-house on leatherette with a hook-and-loop or iron on backing. Built to stick, built to offend, built to last. Whether you’re rocking them on plate carriers, truck visors, hats, or your therapist’s couch — these aren’t safe-space approved.
New drops weekly. Custom work available. Psyops always included.
Morale Patches
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Life Is Testing Me and I Have Not Studied Raccoon Mirror Meme Patch: Funny Tactical Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Make Racists Afraid Again Morale Patch: Tactical Gear, Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Surprise Tits Racoon, Titties Morale Patch, Trash Panda Morale Patch, Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing, Plate Carrier Patch
$12.99 -
AK Wizard Morale Patch: Speak Softly, Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Give Me Coffee Or Give Me Death, Skeleton Drinks Coffee Morale Patch, Funny Patch For Tactical Hat, Hook and Loop Patch, Plate Carrier Patch
$12.99 -
MS Clippy Fuck Around and Find Out Morale Patch: Tactical Gear
$12.99 -
Political Morale Patch: ‘Guns Back’ Anarchist Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
Cicada Skull Morale Patch: Leatherette Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Vaporwave Vibe Check Morale Patch: 3D Miami Chillwave, Tactical Hat
$12.99 -
Sea of Skulls Morale Patch: Vintage Navy Tattoo, Tactical Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Ghost Boy Meme Morale Patch: Tactical Gear Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
I’m Just Straight Up Not Having A Good Time Bro Funny Raccoon Morale Patch: Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Defiant Roses Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Angry Possum Morale Patch: Don’t Touch My Trash, Tactical Hat Patch
$12.99 -
Hunter S Thompson Morale Patch: Tactical Weird Pro Leatherette Patch
$12.99 -
Do No Harm, Take No Shit Morale Patch, Anarchist Patch, Tactical Patch For Field Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Patch, Plate Carrier Patch,
$12.99 -
Santa Muerte Morale Patch: Skulls, Mexican Catholicism, Tactical Hat Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
When Tyranny Becomes Law Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Wake Up and Choose Violence, Smiley Face Morale Patch, Funny Patch For Tactical Hat, Hook and Loop Patch, Plate Carrier Patch
$12.99 -
Do It For The Plot Morale Patch – Laser-Etched Leatherette
$12.99 -
Wendigo Morale Patch: Leatherette Algonquian Folklore Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
Its Gonna Get Way Worse Meme Morale Patch, Gopnik Gas Mask, Dooms Day Meme Patch, Perfect for Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing
$12.99 -
Medic Cross Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Loose Lips Sink Ships Morale Patch: Tactical Hat, Plate Carrier
$12.99 -
May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way Grim Reaper Morale Patch: Funny Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Koko The Clown Psyop Morale Patch: 23rd Airborne Remix, Tactical Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
In Memory Of Morale Patch: Grave Stone Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Wizard AR Morale Patch: I Might Be Out of Spells – Leatherette Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
The Tower Tarot Card Morale Patch: Vintage Skulls, Tactical Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Remember Kids Morale Patch: Tactical Hat Patch, Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Vintage Dracula Morale Patch: Vampire Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Everybody Gangster Till the Trees Start to Talk Wendigo Morale Patch: Cryptid Horror, Tactical Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Quote The Raven Skull Morale Patch: Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
T’was the ‘Tism M’Lord Patch: Medieval Scroll Autism Humor Morale Patch
$12.99 -
The Hierophant Morale Patch: Vintage Tarot Card, Tactical Hook and Loop Patch
$12.99 -
Appalachistan Morale Patch: Libertarian Meme, Smokey Mountains
$12.99 -
Fox Hound Morale Patch: Laser Engraved Leatherette, MGS Inspired
$12.99 -
Ancient Greek Atlas Patch: I Ask Not For A Lighter Burden But For Broader Shoulders, Tactical Morale Patch
$12.99 -
The World You Grew Up In No Longer Exists Statue of Liberty Morale Patch: Anti-Authoritarian Hook and Loop
$12.99



















































