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Morale Patches for the Disloyal, Disenchanted, and Done Playing Nice

Every patch we make is laser-engraved in-house on leatherette with a hook-and-loop or iron on backing. Built to stick, built to offend, built to last. Whether you’re rocking them on plate carriers, truck visors, hats, or your therapist’s couch — these aren’t safe-space approved.

New drops weekly. Custom work available. Psyops always included.

Morale Patches

Angry Possum Morale Patch: Don’t Touch My Trash, Tactical Hat Patch

$12.99

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Hunter S Thompson Morale Patch: Tactical Weird Pro Leatherette Patch

$12.99

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Hunter S Thompson Patch: “Too Weird To Live” Tactical Morale Patch

$12.99

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Double-Headed Ram Anarchy Flag Patch: Medieval Morale Patch

$12.99

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Do No Harm, Take No Shit Morale Patch, Anarchist Patch, Tactical Patch For Field Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Patch, Plate Carrier Patch,

$12.99

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Santa Muerte Morale Patch: Skulls, Mexican Catholicism, Tactical Hat Hook and Loop

$12.99

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American Years of Lead Morale Patch: Dystopian Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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When Tyranny Becomes Law Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Wake Up and Choose Violence, Smiley Face Morale Patch, Funny Patch For Tactical Hat, Hook and Loop Patch, Plate Carrier Patch

$12.99

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Ides of March Morale Patch: Julius Caesar Skull, Laser Engraved Leatherette

$12.99

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Do It For The Plot Morale Patch – Laser-Etched Leatherette

$12.99

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Wendigo Morale Patch: Leatherette Algonquian Folklore Tactical Patch

$12.99

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Its Gonna Get Way Worse Meme Morale Patch, Gopnik Gas Mask, Dooms Day Meme Patch, Perfect for Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing

$12.99

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Psywar Ranger Tab Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop Patch – Psychological Warfare Tab

$12.99

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Medic Cross Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Loose Lips Sink Ships Morale Patch: Tactical Hat, Plate Carrier

$12.99

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May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way Grim Reaper Morale Patch: Funny Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Antiwar Morale Patch: “Imma Be Real With You Chief” Leatherette Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Koko The Clown Psyop Morale Patch: 23rd Airborne Remix, Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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War Owl Morale Patch: Laser Engraved Leatherette, Sword Design

$12.99

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In Memory Of Morale Patch: Grave Stone Tactical Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Wizard AR Morale Patch: I Might Be Out of Spells – Leatherette Hook and Loop

$12.99

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The Hermit Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop Patch – Lone Wanderer Tarot-Style Cloaked Figure

$12.99

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The Tower Tarot Card Morale Patch: Vintage Skulls, Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Remember Kids Morale Patch: Tactical Hat Patch, Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Vintage Dracula Morale Patch: Vampire Tactical Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Everybody Gangster Till the Trees Start to Talk Wendigo Morale Patch: Cryptid Horror, Tactical Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Quote The Raven Skull Morale Patch: Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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T’was the ‘Tism M’Lord Patch: Medieval Scroll Autism Humor Morale Patch

$12.99

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The Hierophant Morale Patch: Vintage Tarot Card, Tactical Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Appalachistan Morale Patch: Libertarian Meme, Smokey Mountains

$12.99

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Fox Hound Morale Patch: Laser Engraved Leatherette, MGS Inspired

$12.99

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Ancient Greek Atlas Patch: I Ask Not For A Lighter Burden But For Broader Shoulders, Tactical Morale Patch

$12.99

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The World You Grew Up In No Longer Exists Statue of Liberty Morale Patch: Anti-Authoritarian Hook and Loop

$12.99

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Nobody Will Ever Understand the Violence It Took to Become This Gentle Leatherette Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop – Made in USA

$12.99

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The Natural Order is Disorder Ouroboros Snake Morale Patch: Antiauthoritarian Tactical Gear

$12.99

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Memento Mori Morale Patch: Grim Reaper, Hook and Loop Backing (3×2″)

$12.99

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Sic Semper Tyrannis Morale Patch: Wendigo Protector Tactical Hat Patch

$12.99

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John Brown Morale Patch: Abolitionist Tactical Gear Patch

$12.99

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No Gods, No Masters, Be Feral, Raccoon W/ Knife Patch, Anti-Authoritarian, Perfect for Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing

$12.99

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St. Michael Slaying Satan Patch: Betray Babylon, If You Want Peace, Prepare for War Anti-Authoritarian Leatherette Morale Patch

$12.99

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Biblically Accurate Angel Morale Patch: Occult Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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When Tyranny Becomes Law Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Wake Up and Choose Violence, Smiley Face Morale Patch, Funny Patch For Tactical Hat, Hook and Loop Patch, Plate Carrier Patch

$12.99

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Ides of March Morale Patch: Julius Caesar Skull, Laser Engraved Leatherette

$12.99

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Do It For The Plot Morale Patch – Laser-Etched Leatherette

$12.99

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Mystery Morale Patch: Retired, Live, Unreleased – Patch Roulette

Price range: $9.99 through $24.99

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Wendigo Morale Patch: Leatherette Algonquian Folklore Tactical Patch

$12.99

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Biblically Accurate Angel Morale Patch: Occult Tactical Hat Hook and Loop Patch

$12.99

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Its Gonna Get Way Worse Meme Morale Patch, Gopnik Gas Mask, Dooms Day Meme Patch, Perfect for Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing

$12.99

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