Cultivated Laser Creations

Patch Of The Month Club!

Two Patches. One’s Exclusive. None Are Respectable.

Welcome to the Cultivated Laser Creations Patch of the Month Club — the subscription that delivers two fresh slabs of laser-engraved rebellion to your mailbox every single month.

You’ll get:

  • One exclusive patch you can’t buy anywhere else
  • One public release patch before it hits the shop
  • Both crafted with the same care and contempt for authority you’ve come to expect

No fluff. No filler. Just the kind of drops that make your plate carrier, visor, or patch wall look like a manifesto.

These aren’t mass-produced. These aren’t safe.
And once that exclusive patch is gone — it’s gone for good.

How It Works

  1. Make an account HERE
  2. Subscribe.
  3. Sit back while we fire up the lasers.
  4. Get two patches delivered every month.
  5. Look cooler than everyone else.

Details

  • $16/month — shipping included
  • Cancel anytime. No loyalty oaths required.
  • Exclusive patches never restocked.
  • U.S. shipping only (for now)

Ready to Burn Boring to the Ground?

JOIN NOW