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Cultivated Laser Creations
Not Your Average Laser Engraver
Laser-Engraved Rebellion, Made to Order
Tactical patches, outlaw drinkware, 3D-printed mischief, and engraved gun gear — crafted with precision and a heavy middle finger to conformity. We make what we want. And so can you.
Why Us?
We Don’t Do Safe.
We’re not here for mass appeal. We’re here for the ones who think for themselves, speak freely, and refuse to be another cog in the machine. Every patch, cup, or mag we make is a middle finger to mediocrity — built in-house, shipped with care, and crafted like it matters. Because it does.
Morale Patches That Say What You Can’t
Leatherette, hook-and-loop backed, and unapologetic. You won’t find these in your local mall.
Drinkware for Degenerates
Coffee mugs, tumblers, and travel cups with laser-etched art, memes, and messages that would get you kicked out of HR.
3D Printed Troublemakers
Novelty figures, branded merch and custom designs you didn’t know you needed. Fully customizable. Printed in the U.S.A.
Engraved Firearm Accessories
Custom mags and firearm components marked in-house with a fiber laser that doesn’t miss.
Need Something Custom?
We do it all. Your logo, your quote, your rules.