Do It For The Plot Morale Patch – Laser-Etched Leatherette

$12.99

You deserve a break. Stop healing. Choose violence. Go batshit insane. Do it for the plot. This patch is not here to guide your moral compass. It’s here to yank the wheel into oncoming traffic. Laser-etched into premium leatherette, this chaos-inspiring morale patch is ready to slap onto your plate carrier, backpack, jacket, or whatever…

Description

You deserve a break.
Stop healing.
Choose violence.
Go batshit insane.
Do it for the plot.

This patch is not here to guide your moral compass. It’s here to yank the wheel into oncoming traffic.

Laser-etched into premium leatherette, this chaos-inspiring morale patch is ready to slap onto your plate carrier, backpack, jacket, or whatever you’re currently trauma-bonding with. Hook and loop backed for maximum bad decisions.

Let them know you’re off the rails, unmedicated, and dangerously narrative-driven.

Details:

Laser-engraved on leatherette

Hook and loop backing included

Designed and made in-house

Guaranteed to raise eyebrows

Additional information

Primary color

FDE/Tan Leatherette, Gray Leatherette, Ranger Green, Red Leatherette, White Leatherette