The Cartoon Kid Sidearm patch takes that innocent old-school newspaper-comic look and sends it somewhere considerably less wholesome.
Our little troublemaker shows up in a knit cap, oversized sweatshirt, sneakers, and a bandana pulled over his face, holding a sidearm like there’s absolutely nothing unusual happening here.
That contrast is the whole joke.
Soft vintage-cartoon proportions. Round little face. Giant shoes.
Tiny criminal-mastermind energy.
The artwork keeps enough detail to give the character personality while remaining clean and readable as a die-cut leatherette patch. There’s no text because there doesn’t need to be.
He showed up dressed like that.
Draw your own conclusions.
The Design:
- Masked retro cartoon-kid character
- Knit beanie and bandana
- Oversized sweatshirt and sneakers
- Sidearm held front and center
- Vintage comic-strip inspired proportions
- Single-color engraved linework
- Custom die-cut silhouette
Features:
- Precision laser engraved leatherette
- Single-color engraved artwork
- Hook & Loop backing
- Custom die-cut shape
- Lightweight and durable
- Made in-house by Cultivated Laser
Perfect For:
- Retro cartoon collectors
- Range bags
- Backpacks
- Plate carriers
- Patch walls
- People who enjoy slightly corrupted childhood nostalgia
Saturday morning cartoons got weird.
We’re fine with it.
