Welcome to the MOVING BLEM SALE.
Years of engraving magazines means years of occasionally screwing one up.
The laser gets bumped.
Focus is slightly off.
Wrong parameters get loaded.
Something burns hotter than expected.
An engraving shifts.
A pattern comes out looking like it was done during an earthquake.
Normally those mags get tossed into the shop blem pile.
Then we do what any reasonable laser shop would do:
Flip the mag over and use the other side to test another design.
Which means a lot of these have completely different artwork on each side.
Some are old designs.
Some are test patterns.
Some are prototypes.
Some are things we never released.
Some probably shouldn’t have existed in the first place.
And now we’re moving the shop, which means the Blem Box has to go.
Blemished Magazines: $7 EACH
Not $35.
Not $40.
Seven bucks.
You are not buying a pristine collector piece.
You are buying a random piece of Cultivated Laser shop history that failed quality control for one reason or another.
And honestly, some of them are pretty fucking cool.
WHAT COUNTS AS A BLEM?
Could be:
- Slightly out-of-focus engraving
- Wrong laser parameters
- Burned or overly dark areas
- Light engraving
- Laser head or jig bumped during engraving
- Alignment errors
- Pattern shift
- Test engraving
- Different artwork on each side
- Prototype artwork
- Discontinued artwork
- Random shop experimentation
- Other cosmetic engraving defects that made us reject it from normal retail inventory
Some blemishes are obvious.
Some are the kind of thing we noticed because we stare at engraved mags all day.
Either way, these did not meet our normal retail standard.
That’s why they’re cheap.
THE BIG RULE:
YOU DO NOT GET TO PICK THE DESIGN.
These are being pulled randomly from the blem pile.
You might get:
- Two different designs on one mag
- An old discontinued pattern
- A prototype
- A test engraving
- Something recognizable
- Something completely fucking weird
That’s half the fun.
If you want a specific design in perfect condition, buy the normal retail version.
If you want a $7 mystery mag, welcome to the casino.
CURRENT BLEM PILE
At the start of the sale we have:
34 Blemished Magazines
Random engravings and random blemishes.
Many have different engravings on each side because once one side failed QC, the other side became test space for future designs.
3 Ruger RXM Grip Modules
Shop/test/blem RXM grip modules.
Condition, engraving, and reason for being classified as a blem will vary.
1 SB Tactical MP5 Side-Folding Brace
One available.
Once it’s claimed, it’s gone.
1 Original Full-Size MP5 Handguard
One available.
Same deal.
There isn’t another warehouse full of these.
This is literally us cleaning out the shop before the move.
BLEM MAG PRICE:
$7 EACH
Yes.
Seriously.
Seven dollars.
At that price, we are not photographing and cataloging every individual blem, running design requests, or digging through the pile looking for your favorite pattern.
You get what the Blem Gods provide.
IMPORTANT:
These are BLEM / TEST / SHOP ITEMS.
Expect cosmetic imperfections.
Expect imperfect engraving.
Expect randomness.
Expect some items to be much cleaner than others.
Expect some designs to be stranger than others.
Do not buy a blem product expecting something that looks like our normal retail inventory.
That is literally why this page exists.
WHY WE’RE SELLING THEM:
Because we’re moving.
And there comes a point during a shop move where you look at a box you’ve been carrying around for three years and realize:
I am absolutely not moving this fucking box again.
So here we are.
You get cheap gear.
We get fewer boxes.
Everybody wins.
PERFECT FOR:
- Range beaters
- Training mags
- People who don’t give a shit about cosmetic perfection
- Cultivated collectors looking for weird test pieces
- Prototype hunters
- Mystery-design degenerates
- People who want the cheapest engraved mag we will probably ever sell
- Anyone willing to roll the dice for seven bucks
SALE NOTES:
- Quantities are extremely limited
- Blem mags are selected randomly
- Exact engraving is not guaranteed
- Exact blemish is not guaranteed
- Multiple engravings may appear on the same item
- Photos should be treated as examples of the kind of blem/test inventory available
- Inventory disappears as individual pieces are purchased
- When the moving-sale pile is empty, this listing is finished
34 mags. A few random parts. One shop move.
We’re not taking this shit with us.
