My Cards Are Shit Mug – Poker Humor Coffee Mug, Gambler Gift, Funny Playing Cards Cup, Engraved Stainless Tumbler

Price range: $29.99 through $34.99

Bad hand. Still playing.

“My cards are shit… but I’ll play them anyway.”

That’s not just poker.
That’s life.

This one hits especially hard if you’ve ever sat at a table knowing you’re working with nothing—and played the hand anyway.

It’s stubborn. It’s honest. And it applies way beyond cards.

Clean engraving, classic card design, and a message that doesn’t try to dress things up.

Laser engraved so it stays sharp no matter how often it’s used.

Available Options:

  • 15oz Coffee Mug
  • 20oz Tumbler
  • 20oz Travel Mug (with handle)

Colors Available:

  • Black
  • Maroon
  • OD Green

Perfect For:

  • Poker players
  • Risk takers
  • People who don’t fold easily
Primary color

Black, Maroon, Olive Green

Mug Type

15oz Coffee Mug, 20oz Mug w/Handle, 20oz Tumbler

Materials