Description
Fake Your Death, Get Hit by a Car Patch | Screaming Possum Meme Morale Patch | Tactical Hook and Loop Patch for Hats, Gear, Plate Carriers
Channel the unhinged survival instincts of nature’s greatest trickster with the Fake Your Death, Get Hit by a Car morale patch. Featuring a screaming possum and its signature chaotic energy, this patch perfectly captures the absurdity of modern existence. Whether you embrace the possum mindset or just appreciate dark humor, this hook-and-loop-backed patch is a must-have for your gear, plate carrier, or hat.
High-quality leatherette material with bold laser engraving
Hook and loop backing for secure attachment to any tactical setup
Features an unhinged screaming possum and bilingual text in English & Japanese
Perfect for possum lovers, meme connoisseurs, and enjoyers of existential dread
A hilarious and grim reminder that survival is just a well-timed bluff
Stay feral, stay unpredictable, and always keep ’em guessing.
Thanks!
