Cultivated Laser Creations

Morale Patches for the Disloyal, Disenchanted, and Done Playing Nice

Every patch we make is laser-engraved in-house on leatherette with a hook-and-loop or iron on backing. Built to stick, built to offend, built to last. Whether you’re rocking them on plate carriers, truck visors, hats, or your therapist’s couch — these aren’t safe-space approved.

New drops weekly. Custom work available. Psyops always included.

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For those of you that don’t want to use Etsy (Trust us, we understand):

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