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Morale Patches for the Disloyal, Disenchanted, and Done Playing Nice

Every patch we make is laser-engraved in-house on leatherette with a hook-and-loop or iron on backing. Built to stick, built to offend, built to last. Whether you’re rocking them on plate carriers, truck visors, hats, or your therapist’s couch — these aren’t safe-space approved.

New drops weekly. Custom work available. Psyops always included.

Morale Patches

Some Men Want to Watch the World Burn – Jester Skull Morale Patch | Dark Macabre Laser Engraved Hook & Loop Patch

$12.99
Clandestine Space Systems – “Broadcast Without Permission” Pirate Satellite Morale Patch | Laser Engraved Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Civil Disobedience Systems Group – “Built to Strike Back” Anti-Surveillance Morale Patch | Laser Engraved Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Operation Blackout – “Visibility Is a Privilege” Anti-Surveillance Morale Patch | Laser Engraved Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Unauthorized Observation Group – “We Watch the Watchers” Anti-Surveillance Morale Patch | Laser Engraved Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Nox Meminit – “The Night Remembers” Morale Patch | Night Vision Operator Patch | Laser Engraved Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Anti Silencer Suppressor Club Patch – Silencer vs Suppressor Argument Morale Patch | Laser Engraved Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Horned Phantom Skull Patch – Ram Skull Morale Patch | Dark Occult Laser Engraved Leatherette | Hook & Loop

$12.99

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The Vibes Are Feral Possum Patch – Funny Feral Morale Patch | Laser Engraved Leatherette | Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Black Sheep Ram Patch – Outsider Morale Patch | Detailed Horned Ram Laser Engraved Leatherette | Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Keyboard Observation Group Patch – CRT Computer Morale Patch | Internet Observer Laser Engraved Hook & Loop Patch

$12.99

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Memetic Warfare Group Patch – Win Hearts Lose Minds | Psyop Meme Morale Patch | Laser Engraved Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Trigger Confidence – Koko Has Had Enough Morale Patch | 4” Oversized | Multi-Platform Weapon Variants | Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Only You Can Prevent Mass Surveillance – Anti-Flock Camera Patch | Laser Engraved Leatherette | Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Every Generation Must Defend Its Liberty – Anti-Flock / Anti-Surveillance Patch | Laser Engraved Leatherette | Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Who Watches the Watchers? – “Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?” Surveillance State Patch | Laser Engraved Leatherette | Hook & Loop

$12.99

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We Are The Sword – “Nos Sumus Ensis” Shield Patch | Laser Engraved Leatherette | Hook & Loop Morale Patch

$12.99

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Ghost Army Patch Replica – WWII Tactical Deception Unit Morale Patch, Military History Patch, Hook and Loop Tactical Gear

$12.99

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Massie Was Right Jar Patch – Political Morale Patch, Anti Corruption Patch, Liberty Patch, Tactical Hook and Loop Patch USA

$12.99
Don’t Spy On Me Patch – Anti Surveillance Patch, Camera Gadsden Flag Morale Patch, Privacy Patch Hook and Loop Tactical Gear

$12.99

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Man Made Horrors Patch – Tesla Quote Morale Patch, Cyber Skull Patch, Dystopian Tactical Patch Hook and Loop Leatherette

$12.99

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Gaze Into The Abyss Patch – Dark Philosophy Morale Patch, Grim Reaper Skull Patch, Gothic Hook and Loop Tactical Patch

$12.99

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Be True To Thyself Patch – Grim Reaper Mirror Morale Patch, Gothic Skeleton Patch, Leatherette Hook and Loop Tactical Patch

$12.99

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Memento Mori Patch Limited Edition – Skull Hourglass Wings Patch, Latin Quote Morale Patch, Laser Engraved Hook and Loop Patch

$15.99
Reject Modernity Embrace Battle Rifle Patch – HK G3 Rifle Morale Patch – Cold War Battle Rifle Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved

$12.99

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Have Gun Will Travel Patch – MP5 Morale Patch – Tactical Humor Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Tactical Patch

$12.99

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My Cards Are Shit But I’ll Play Them Anyway Patch – Poker Player Morale Patch – Gambler Tactical Humor Patch – Laser Engraved

$12.99

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Black Flag Reaper Patch – Pirate Rebellion Morale Patch – Skull and Scythes Tactical Flag Patch – Laser Engraved Morale Patch

$12.99

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Become Immune to Mind Control Patch – Puppet Master Morale Patch – Anti Propaganda Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Patch

$12.99

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The End Is Nigh Raccoon Patch – Doomsday Trash Panda Morale Patch – Funny Apocalypse Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Patch

$12.99

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Dead Pedophiles Don’t Reoffend Patch – Dark Justice Morale Patch – Skull Lobotomy Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Morale Patch

$12.99

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Impaled Rat Morale Patch – Medieval Pest Control Patch – Dark Humor Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Rat Patch

$12.99

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On My Way to Create Shenanigans Patch – Frog Riding Alligator Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Tactical Patch

$12.99

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“Some Men Are Opposed to Violence – We Are Not Those Men” Morale Patch – Skull & Crossbones – Tactical Warrior Patch

$12.99

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“Rise Above the Snakes” Morale Patch – Heraldic Knight Gauntlet & Serpents – Anti-Authoritarian Tactical Patch

$12.99

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“If I Tell You, I Have to Kill You” Blank Morale Patch – Customizable Laser-Engraved Patch – Tactical Humor Gear

$12.99

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War Skull NVG Operator Patch – Tactical Skull with NODs & Bump Helmet – Laser-Engraved Leatherette Cut-to-Shape Morale Patch

$12.99

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Tactical Doomer Wojak Patch – NVG Meme Morale Patch – Laser-Engraved Leatherette Cut-to-Shape Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Fear and Loathing in Wartime Patch – Laser Engraved Cut-to-Shape Morale Patch – Hunter S. Style Tactical Humor

$12.99

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Baked Potato Suppressor Co. Patch – $0 NFA Tax Era Joke Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Morale Patch

$12.99
Limited Edition Headless Horseman Inlay Patch – Cut-to-Shape Premium Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette (50 Made)

$14.99
The Vibes Are in Shambles Cowboy Frog Patch – Smoking Frog Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop

$12.99

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$0 NFA Tax Stamp Patch – Zero Dollar NFA Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette – National Firearms Act Patch

$12.99

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Unfathomable Amount of Violence Patch – AR Rifle Morale Patch – Anti-Authoritarian Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Safety Third Morale Patch – Firearms Safety Joke Patch with Skull Graphic – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Either Kill Me or Shut The Fuck Up Patch – Savage Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop

$12.99

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Your Liberties Aren’t Dying Patch – Anti-Authoritarian Morale Patch with Skull Art – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop

$12.99

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NOT THE POLICE (Large) Morale Patch – Anti-Authoritarian Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Velcro Patch

$12.99

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Saint Nicholas Heretic Puncher Patch – Medieval Christmas Morale Patch with Dark Humor – Tactical Holiday Patch

$12.99
Nog War 2025 Veteran Morale Patch: Tactical Meme Patch

$12.99

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