Morale Patches for the Disloyal, Disenchanted, and Done Playing Nice
Every patch we make is laser-engraved in-house on leatherette with a hook-and-loop or iron on backing. Built to stick, built to offend, built to last. Whether you’re rocking them on plate carriers, truck visors, hats, or your therapist’s couch — these aren’t safe-space approved.
New drops weekly. Custom work available. Psyops always included.
Morale Patches
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GunCAD Index Collab Patch – Limited Edition Morale Patch – 3.25 Inch – Hook and Loop – Rare Drop Only 50 Made
$14.99 -
Memento Mori Patch Limited Edition – Skull Hourglass Wings Patch, Latin Quote Morale Patch, Laser Engraved Hook and Loop Patch
$15.99 -
Reject Modernity Embrace Battle Rifle Patch – HK G3 Rifle Morale Patch – Cold War Battle Rifle Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved
$12.99 -
Have Gun Will Travel Patch – MP5 Morale Patch – Tactical Humor Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
My Cards Are Shit But I’ll Play Them Anyway Patch – Poker Player Morale Patch – Gambler Tactical Humor Patch – Laser Engraved
$12.99 -
Black Flag Reaper Patch – Pirate Rebellion Morale Patch – Skull and Scythes Tactical Flag Patch – Laser Engraved Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Become Immune to Mind Control Patch – Puppet Master Morale Patch – Anti Propaganda Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Patch
$12.99 -
The End Is Nigh Raccoon Patch – Doomsday Trash Panda Morale Patch – Funny Apocalypse Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Patch
$12.99 -
Dead Pedophiles Don’t Reoffend Patch – Dark Justice Morale Patch – Skull Lobotomy Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Impaled Rat Morale Patch – Medieval Pest Control Patch – Dark Humor Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Rat Patch
$12.99 -
On My Way to Create Shenanigans Patch – Frog Riding Alligator Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
“Some Men Are Opposed to Violence – We Are Not Those Men” Morale Patch – Skull & Crossbones – Tactical Warrior Patch
$12.99 -
“Rise Above the Snakes” Morale Patch – Heraldic Knight Gauntlet & Serpents – Anti-Authoritarian Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
“If I Tell You, I Have to Kill You” Blank Morale Patch – Customizable Laser-Engraved Patch – Tactical Humor Gear
$12.99 -
War Skull NVG Operator Patch – Tactical Skull with NODs & Bump Helmet – Laser-Engraved Leatherette Cut-to-Shape Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Tactical Doomer Wojak Patch – NVG Meme Morale Patch – Laser-Engraved Leatherette Cut-to-Shape Hook & Loop
$12.99 -
Fear and Loathing in Wartime Patch – Laser Engraved Cut-to-Shape Morale Patch – Hunter S. Style Tactical Humor
$12.99 -
Baked Potato Suppressor Co. Patch – $0 NFA Tax Era Joke Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Limited Edition Headless Horseman Inlay Patch – Cut-to-Shape Premium Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette (50 Made)
$14.99 -
The Vibes Are in Shambles Cowboy Frog Patch – Smoking Frog Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop
$12.99 -
$0 NFA Tax Stamp Patch – Zero Dollar NFA Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette – National Firearms Act Patch
$12.99 -
Unfathomable Amount of Violence Patch – AR Rifle Morale Patch – Anti-Authoritarian Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop
$12.99 -
Safety Third Morale Patch – Firearms Safety Joke Patch with Skull Graphic – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop
$12.99 -
Either Kill Me or Shut The Fuck Up Patch – Savage Morale Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop
$12.99 -
Your Liberties Aren’t Dying Patch – Anti-Authoritarian Morale Patch with Skull Art – Laser Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop
$12.99 -
NOT THE POLICE (Large) Morale Patch – Anti-Authoritarian Tactical Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Velcro Patch
$12.99 -
Saint Nicholas Heretic Puncher Patch – Medieval Christmas Morale Patch with Dark Humor – Tactical Holiday Patch
$12.99 -
Nog War 2025 Veteran Morale Patch: Tactical Meme Patch
$12.99 -
Justice Tarot Card Patch – Mucha Inspired Art Nouveau Engraved Morale Patch – Occult Vintage Design – Hook Backed
$12.99 -
Fuck With the Bull Get the Horns Patch – Leatherette Morale Patch – Tactical Gear Patch – Anti-Authoritarian Humor – Velcro Hook Backed
$12.99 -
Are You Treading On Me Patch – Beavis Gadsden Flag Mashup Morale Patch – Anti-Authoritarian Tactical Gear Velcro Patch Funny Meme Gift
$12.99 -
Only You Can Prevent Communism Patch –Anti-Authoritarian Smokey The Bear With Rifle
$12.99 -
Ghost Gun Morale Patch – Armed Ghost With AR15 | Anti-Authoritarian Tactical Patch | Laser-Engraved Leatherette Hook & Loop Patch
$12.99 -
A Nation Divided Morale Patch – Broken Greek Statue, Anti-Authoritarian Laser Engraved Hook-Backed Patch
$12.99 -
Before It’s Too Late : Praying Skeleton Patch – Laser Engraved Leatherette Morale Patch – Anti-Authoritarian Gothic Skeleton Gear
$12.99 -
We Are All In This Psyop Together Morale Patch | Tactical Humor | Anti-Authoritarian Hook and Loop Leatherette Patch
$12.99 -
Hey Shitass, Catch! Meme Patch – Monkey Throwing Grenade or Flashbang | Tactical Humor | Hook and Loop Leatherette Morale Patch
Price range: $12.99 through $19.99 -
Democracy Manifest Meme Patch – “Get Your Hand Off My Penis,” “Judo Well,” or “This Is Democracy Manifest” | Hook and Loop Morale Patch
$12.99 -
Pompeii Skeleton Morale Patch – Ancient Roman Mosaic Inspired Hook and Loop Tactical Gear Patch – Be cheerful, enjoy your life
$12.99 -
Nog Wars Ranger Tab Morale Patches – Nogger, AntiNogger, Nog War | Tactical Gear Hook and Loop Patches
$12.99 -
Strawberry Toaster Pastry MRE Edition Moral Patch – Paul Harrell Tribute
$12.99 -
Daisy Red Ryder ‘Come and Take It’ Morale Patch – Tactical Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Conspiracy Cat Morale Patch: Funny Tactical Gear, Tin Foil Hat
$12.99 -
Cheeki Breeki Morale Patch: S.T.A.L.K.E.R Bandit Meme, Tactical Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Baofeng UV-5R Radio Patch: Feng Gang Tactical Morale Patch (4″ X 2.25″)
$12.99 -
Screaming Possum Fake Your Death, Get Hit by a Car Meme Morale Patch: Tactical Hook and Loop
$12.99 -
Not in the Stack Meme Morale Patch: Laser Engraved Tactical Patch
$12.99 -
King of Hearts Morale Patch: Vintage Playing Card, Tactical Gear
$12.99 -
Fuck Around and Find Out Chart Patch, Funny Meme Morale Patch, For Tactical Hat, Range Bag, Hook and Loop Backing, Plate Carrier Patch
$12.99 -
Killdozer Morale Patch: Leatherette Tactical Hat Patch
$12.99
